two nuns..

There were two nuns..  

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),  

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).  

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.  

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for  
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.  

SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.  

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes  
at the most! What can we do?  

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.  

SM: It’s not working.  

SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only  
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.  

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.  

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and  I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.  

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is  
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.  

Then Sister Logical arrives.  

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!  
Tell me what happened!  

SL: The only logical thing happened.  The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me  

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?  

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run  
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.  

SM : And?  

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.  

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?  

SL : The only logical thing to do.  I lifted my dress up.  

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?  

SL: The only logical thing to do.  He pulled down his pants.  

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?  

SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister?  A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.  

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,  

Say two Hail Marys!
 
 

 and.. of course - forward this mail!

People that think you are funny_

here’s something which someone sent about somethings sometime ago

Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito!
pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto stopwatch!"

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gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako
virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
bf : ano? isa lang ah?!
gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!

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Couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa
bahay. tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake
ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!

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ANG MARRIED LIFE….
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay
inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"

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Husband: "Paratina lang tayo away! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!"
Wife: "Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!"
Husband: "Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!"
Wife: "Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!"

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Sa harap ng nursery window;
Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, am sure magaling mag-drive
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!

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Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife
and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!

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Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!"
Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!"
Friend: "Surprise? Ano occassion?"
Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"

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