One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM:
Have you noticed that a man has been following us forSL:
It’s logical. He wants to rape us.SM:
Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutesSL:
The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.SM:
It’s not working.SL:
Of course it’s not working. The man did the onlySM
: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.SL:
The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical
arrives at the convent and isThen
Sister Logical arrives.SM:
Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!SL
: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed meSM
: Yes, yes! But what happened then?SL
: The only logical thing happened. I started to runSM
: And?SL
: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.SM
: Oh, dear! What did you do?SL
: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.SM
: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?SL
: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.SM:
Oh, no! What happened then?SL
: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
and.. of course - forward this mail!
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