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Beauty of Math..

September 8, 2007

. . . why would we allow that which will rot, rule
that which will be eternal . . . ?

Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

Now, take a look at this…

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you
to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical
certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that
will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends &
loved ones just the way I did.

IT Printer Problem

September 2, 2007

• Hi,is that the IT department?
• My printer won’t work.
• What error message did you get?
•  No error message, my mouse is stuck.
• Your mouse is stuck !!??
• But your mouse doesn’t have anything to do with your printer !!
• Hang on, I’ll take a photo and send it to you.
  
• 
  

 
 

Yuwie - SOCIALIZING WEBSITE THAT PAYS THE USER..

August 28, 2007

Chance na para sa Pinoy na likas ang hilig sa Friendster or Myspace.
We will now be paid to use a socializing website like this.
Hindi tayo dapat magbayad sa isang website para lang kumita, mag ingat sa mga scam sites na nangongolekta ng registration or joining fees.

This socializing website will pay us by page views made by us and our friends, Win-Win scenario po dito. For further information, message me in YM (by_dione) or go to the brief presentation in the link below.

 

  

Something Ahead

August 23, 2007

Trapped in the Drive-Thru - "Weird Al" Yankovic

August 18, 2007

Official music video for "Weird Al" Yankovic's epic 11-minute long parody of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" - from his latest album "Straight Outta Lynwood." Video animated and directed by Doug Bresler and produced by Doogtoons.

More "Weird Al" at http://www.weirdal.com
More toons? http://www.doogtoons.com

TUL Graphological Initioative

August 16, 2007

Discover what your handwriting reveals about you with a personalized handwriting analysis.        
 

Click link below 

 http://tul.com/

Joke pack (old)

Powder 

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.

"What the ? ? ?," he said to himself as a
little! ; blue "dust" cloud appeared
when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom,
"why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She shot back:

"It's not talcum powder.

It's

'Miracle Grow'."

 

Community Chests 

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow
hair on your chest!"

On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area
forward.

"There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat!"

"That's not your chest!" he roars back.

"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was
your hope chest. On our
honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family
chest….AND IF YOU DON'T
BUY ME A FUR COAT….IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

 Bus Drivers Parents

Little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little
bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If
my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little
elephant."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry
and Yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a
prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!" 

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If they slow down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .. Send This
E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called … therapy.

Car Choir

http://crass.on.ru/flash/civic.html

Beware Of Technology ;)

August 11, 2007

If Adam and Eve where in Saudi Arabia ????

August 10, 2007

People that think you are funny_

See where flight attendant rest..

August 7, 2007

See where flight attendant rest..:-)

Boeing 747-400

KLM Airline

Airbus A340

Boeing 777

SQ

SQ-with inflight TV and telecommunications

Canada airline

PHIL. AIRLINE…

Wawa naman tayo. Send only to your pinoy friends, OK???

Ano Daw?

August 3, 2007

Math Genius

Nose bleed sa kakatawa toh..! 

Growth

Be nice to others, because . . .

Time will make a difference!

 

SIberian husky my paborito. i want to have one soon.

Jailhouse Dancers Tackle ‘Thriller,’ ‘Gaga’

July 29, 2007

By LEE FERRAN, ABC News

Posted: 2007-07-27 07:11:21

Filed Under: Music, Viral Video

 

(July 26) - The prisoners at Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center may have seen "Jailhouse Rock" a few too many times.

Hundreds of inmates at the prison in Cebu, Philippines, have taken to performing large-scale dance numbers to such classics as Michael Jackson's "Thriller," Queen's "Radio Gaga" and several songs from the "Sister Act" films to help pass the time while serving sentences or awaiting trial.

 

 

 

From Boogie Down to Lockdown

 

 

 

 

'Thriller,' Michael Jackson

 

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Radio Gaga,' Queen

 

 

'I Will Follow' from the film, 'Sister Act'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"There's a time to dance and a time to sing," said chief administrator Patrick Rubio of the Directorate of Operations within the Bureau of Jail Management and Penology in the Philippines.

"If they say laughter is the best medicine, how much more for dancing?" Rubio said.

Showing off the Talent

According to an eyewitness account of the facility by Adam Jasper of Vice magazine's Web site Viceland.com, the detention center is run by Byron F. Garcia, who posted videos of several of the dance numbers on YouTube to show off his prisoners' talent.

The most popular of the nine videos is the prison's reenactment of Michael Jackson's classic video "Thriller," which has already been visited by a whopping 1.3 million users since it was uploaded in April.

"While the goal is to keep the body fit in order to keep the mind fit, such may not happen if it is done in a manner deemed unpleasurable," Garcia told Filipino's Sun Star publication. "Music, being the language of the soul, is added to that regimen."

Melita Thomeczeck, the Philippine's deputy consulate general in New York, is not surprised by the prison's unconventional rehabilitation regimen.

"It's probably like some kind of 'ra-ra' event. Probably something the warden set up to pull their minds off other things."

'It's Normal to Dance'

The productions are huge - more than 900 inmates are involved in the routines - and though a small group of dancers makes up the core of the routine, every prisoner has a part and each one seems completely absorbed in the performance.

Rubio, who was a warden at various facilities for more than six years before his transfer to the Directorate of Operations, believes the prisoners' participation is completely voluntary.

"It would be different if they are being forced to dance," Rubio told ABCNEWS.com. "I've never known any prisoners being forced to dance. It's normal to dance."

While prison-related music productions in American jails have been limited to the occasional concert by the likes of Johnny Cash, who performed a historic concert at California's Folsom State Prison in 1968, or Metallica, which shot a video at San Quentin in San Francisco, many Filipinos find nothing extraordinary about the inmates' devotion to dance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Filipino detainees try to make their life less difficult by engaging in such activities," said a Filipino police officer working in New York. "Music and dancing is so much a way of life in the Philippines, and Filipinos have this tendency to sing and dance their way out of even the most complicated situations."

Thomeczeck agreed. "The Filipinos love music and they love to sing and dance. Whatever they are in a natural way, they can continue that habit in prison."

Still Murderers and Rapists

Regardless of their on-camera charisma, according to Rubio, a majority of the inmates at the facility are most likely awaiting trial for any number of crimes, ranging from petty shoplifting to murder or rape.

Based on Rubio's experience as a warden, he's unsettled by the security issues raised by having so many inmates in the same place.

"As a jail officer, I got worried when I saw it," Rubio told ABCNEWS.com. "I know that the Cebu Provincial Jail is undermanned like some of the city jails, and securing those vast numbers of inmates poses a big problem. Inmate dancing is not prohibited in our Operations Manual, but the one performed by Cebu Provincial inmates was a disaster in waiting."

Along with the security risk, Edward Latessa, professor and head of division of criminal justice at the University of Cincinnati, told ABCNEWS.com that the prisoners are not being rehabilitated.

"I suppose the inmates have some fun," said Latessa, who cited several examples of similar programs that have been attempted, and for the most part abandoned, by American prison officials. "But there's always a concern when you have programs like that and you're offering them as rehabilitation programs. The people that are participating think they're getting something out of it, but they're not."

"That's a potentially harmful effect," he added.

Rather, Latessa argued that more appropriate rehabilitation programs, like substance abuse or family reunification programs, should be implemented with such coordination and vigor.

But the Filipino police officer believes such group song-and-dance programs are not a distraction from rehabilitation, but an integral part of it.

"It combines the need for physical exercise and their love to sing and dance. In more ways than one, it contributes to their rehabilitation and eventual reintegration."

Thomeczeck sees the possibility of an even greater positive effect: "It's a way to put themselves together physically and probably spiritually."

She added: "That's good, isn't it?"

Copyright 2007 ABCNEWS.com